#MONDAYCHITCHAT- BOY BYE!
Hi guys!
It is ChitChat Monday here! Check out other posts under this series HERE.
It rained this morning, and rain in the mornings always make me feel more tired, so doing this post was a struggle, But I am trying to be a better person in 2017!
So today, I will be talking about a special type of people I have classified in my head as BOY BYEs!
Yes I call them BoyBye!
This type of BoyBye
If you are that makeup loving girl, you have probably met this type of BOYBYE at one point in your life.
Yes we have met them, we know them, and we don't really like them.
Let's tear them to pieces
Let's just talk about the absurd things they say
1)
YOU WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP
You wear too much makeup, we can't see the natural you blahblah.
AND?? AND??? AND SO WHETT THO?? SO WHETT??
Or this one
I'm like
What is it to you though?? Do I have to explain that makeup is something I love, and I find joy doing bomb brows and glitter eyes???
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2)
YOU LOOK GOOD WITHOUT MAKEUP
*EYE ROLL*
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Urghhh! Really? My large pores look better without 10 layers of foundation? Or my chapped lips look without 100 coats of lip gloss ??
Of course I look good without makeup on! My boobs look good without a shirt on, but I'm still going to wear a shirt, won't I??
Geddit?!
END OF DISCUSSION!
3)
I LIKE NATURAL MAKEUP
OH you do?? You like natural makeup? Take a cookie!
Why don't you do the natural makeup on your face??
People need to understand that, there are days for glam, and there are days for natural. Besides NATURAL makeup takes just the same amount of stress!
Urgh
4)
MY EX LIKED NATURAL MAKEUP
Oh no you didnt!
Let us break down the difference between Me and your Ex
SO THAT'S THAT.
KEEP KWAYET!
5)
YOU WEAR MAKEUP FOR GUYS
You mean I buy all these makeup, own a 110 brushes for someone who can tell the difference between a blending brush and crease brush?? own 163 lipsticks for someone who thinks it is RIRI RUBY WOO instead of RIRIWOO?? own 179 eyeshadows for someone who can't tell a transition color from a brow bone highlight?? Ermm...
Here is a Public Service Announcement
GEDDIT?!
BOY BYE!
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7)
YOU BUY TOO MUCH MAKEUP
Wait what??
How is buying a matte purple lipstick and a creme purple lipstick, and a satin purple lipstick, and a semi matte purple lipstick, and a glossy purple lipstick, buying too much HOW??
Him: Don't you already have a nude lipstick? Why are you buying another one?
Me: Because that one is Anastasia Beverly Hills, this one is TooFaced
MAKEUP DECEIVES US
Ermmm because God created me with this type of liner
or I came down from heaven with glitter on my eyelids like this
If you think I was made like this, it's on you not on me lol!
Common sense should tell you that
7)
YOU BUY TOO MUCH MAKEUP
Wait what??
How is buying a matte purple lipstick and a creme purple lipstick, and a satin purple lipstick, and a semi matte purple lipstick, and a glossy purple lipstick, buying too much HOW??
Him: Don't you already have a nude lipstick? Why are you buying another one?
Me: Because that one is Anastasia Beverly Hills, this one is TooFaced
I am just tired of men telling us what to do!!
Let us do what we want to do, nobody has to live up to YOUR standards!
BOY WHAT??
HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THIS CHITCHAT!
Do you know guys like this?? Let me know other "craptalk" you have heard from them!
please let me know in the comment box below! Let's talk!
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till later guys
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till later guys
6 comments
😂😂😂😂 I still remember the last convo I had with a guy, he was telling me my eyebrows are too big.I was like what!! Those are my natural brows I just filled them in...what's it to you anyways?😁😂 this is lovely Shalewa
ReplyDeletelmao..don't mind them
DeleteHilarious!! My Husband has realized it's a waste of time to tell me what he likes/doesn't like about my hair/makeup. Now he gets on board and knows what winged liner is, beat face, etc. If you don't like it FINE you don't have to wear it! loll
ReplyDeletehaha! getting on board is the smart move!! thanks for reading
DeleteYou will not kill somebody. Guys are annouing. They tell you not to wear makeup, then they cheat on you with someone who is fully glammed. Lol nonsense. Thank you for spicing up mondays!
ReplyDeletemy sister!!!!!thanks for reading
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